Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Saturday, October 27, 2007




Man I looked good! My musical prowess was heavily influenced by amazing bands such as: Zack Attack, Jessie and the Rippers, and Insane Clown Posse.

Juchipila, Zacatecas, Mexico

I wish I was Gene Wilder



Quiet! I'm about to ejaculate.

My Mecca






Visiting the world I wish I lived in.
If only Homer and I could start at opposite ends and meet in the middle.








Who needs the Kwik E Mart? We Dooooo...

Castelo de São Jorge - Lisbon


The Fairy People




These odd creatures greeted the children and then sent them on their lovely way to face the murderous clowns. What’s wrong with going to the Zoo? Why reward children by punishing them with this type of entertainment?

The Happy Couple





Two masculine dudes ready for anything! Even posing for a Fire Fighter Calendar or showing our affection for one another. Real men are not afraid to tell each other how much they care for one another.

Killer Clowns from Portugal




This clown wanted to show the children that although he had no talent he could still scare the shit out of them. By the way, I cried while taking these pictures. How is this entertaining for small children?

The bag lady's friend




On my first day in Portugal I had the joy of meeting a cab driver that wanted to rip me off, a group of untalented clowns, and these lovely bag ladies. WTF?? I had jet lag up the ass and I had to deal with these freaks.

The bag lady

Friday, October 26, 2007




My good friend Ben and I having a beer in Lisboa, Portugal.








And in a mall in South Portugal.
welcome. I hope you enjoy yourself.