My Old Car

Many ladies were violated in this car.

Mr. and Mrs. JFK

More from Ukiah, CA

I Love My Fish

Ukiah August 11, 2007

This lovely lady was the model for the 707 clothing company, a local skater clothing company. She was by far the most endowed mannequin I have ever seen. Side note, she tastes as good as she looks.
http://www.707clothingco.com

The Fish and I

This is what I do for money. Dress up like a fish and then rape it.

Traveling to Mecca

Traveling to Mecca

Man I looked good! My musical prowess was heavily influenced by amazing bands such as: Zack Attack, Jessie and the Rippers, and Insane Clown Posse.

Juchipila, Zacatecas, Mexico

I wish I was Gene Wilder

Quiet! I'm about to ejaculate.

My Mecca

Visiting the world I wish I lived in.
If only Homer and I could start at opposite ends and meet in the middle.








Who needs the Kwik E Mart? We Dooooo...

Castelo de São Jorge - Lisbon

The Fairy People

These odd creatures greeted the children and then sent them on their lovely way to face the murderous clowns. What’s wrong with going to the Zoo? Why reward children by punishing them with this type of entertainment?

The Happy Couple

Two masculine dudes ready for anything! Even posing for a Fire Fighter Calendar or showing our affection for one another. Real men are not afraid to tell each other how much they care for one another.

Killer Clowns from Portugal

This clown wanted to show the children that although he had no talent he could still scare the shit out of them. By the way, I cried while taking these pictures. How is this entertaining for small children?

The bag lady's friend

On my first day in Portugal I had the joy of meeting a cab driver that wanted to rip me off, a group of untalented clowns, and these lovely bag ladies. WTF?? I had jet lag up the ass and I had to deal with these freaks.

The bag lady

My good friend Ben and I having a beer in Lisboa, Portugal.








And in a mall in South Portugal.

welcome. I hope you enjoy yourself.